Hi, welcome. My name is Audrey Lynne Pool. I generally go by Audrey, Mom, and/or Mama unless I'm in trouble with my husband and then it's AUDREY LYNNE. My favorite color is blue. I like horses and my social security number is 512-43-5301. Just kidding, Mom! I don't give out THAT much personal information on the Internet and I only talk about sex on the 3rd Tuesday of every month. I do like horses though. Kinda. Maybe.
I'll have to get back to you on that one.
No topic is safe here. Nothing is taboo. I might talk about my period. (Case in point: WTH, body. Did you not get the message that exclusive breastfeeding is supposed to postpone menstruation?) Or maybe I'll talk about my neighbors. You can expect mediocre pictures of my children, periodic (read: frequent) whining on my part, inappropriate details of my life, and other pointless stories about my totes! adorable babies with a little bit of whitty banter thrown in for good measure.
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Here's what I look like:
I'm not the one in the hat, obviously, but I'm guessing you already figured that out.
Here's a refresher on the rest of the Pool Party:
Matt, age OLD, is my handsome husband. He's a f-ing HOT juvenile detention supervisor at the local jail for kids. We like to threaten Simon that if he doesn't behave, he'll end up in kid jail too. Matt likes sleeping, reading books about Jesus, gang graffiti, and listening to me talk. He hates yard work, painting the house, when I share inappropriate details on the blog, and tomatos. I talk about his balls a lot.
Simon, age 8, is my firstborn son. He's loud, wild, and acts like a typical eight year old boy. He's the smartest kid ever and we believe he's gifted. (Ok, not really but we do hope that he doesn't end up in kid jail.) Simon likes riding his bike, Legos, Spongebob, and annoying Bennett. He hates his mean mother, homework, vegetables, and being quiet.
Bennett, age 4, is my beautiful baby boy. B spends his time chasing his brother and jumping off high places. He likes eating carbs, tagging along behind Simon, reading books, and Simon. (Did I mention that he loves Simon?) He hates anything considered healthy, tornadoes, t-shirts, and bathing.
Cora Jane, age 6 weeks, is our incredible pink caboose. Born on my birthday, May 15th, she has totally stolen our hearts. She likes boobs, being worn, bathtime, pacifiers, and sleeping. (FIVE to SIX HOURS at NIGHT. I KNOW.) She hates being put down, having her bum bum wiped, and paper diapers.
I shoot with a Nikon D3000. I'm learning how to use it, so patience please. Actually I've had it almost two years and I don't know shit about it.
Here's my special super sparkly nursing ribbons that I earned for Bennett. 19 months and I think I deserve some kind of medal but I'll settle for ribbons instead:
My blog layout was done by Flockofgulls. She rocks my socks, yo.